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Friday, March 17, 2006

To laugh or Not To Laugh..that is an Incontinent's question.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
“I am the Grim Reaper.” – That’s an odd name. Are you Welsh? – “I am the Grim Reaper. I cometh to collecteth souls” – Hmmm, very archaic way of speaking. You must be from Wales.
“ I have cometh to tell you your time is up..” – Wait! You’re not Ann Robinson by any chance? My you look very different on TV….Shorter. Yes, that’s it. Shorter. So, The Weakest Link is making house calls now? Arent you working back-asswards though? You cant kick me off without asking me some questions! Ask me a question.
"I am The Grim Reaper! Show me some respect!" Hmm you're not only an Ann Robinson lookalike idiot but an idiot with anger-control management problems. I said A QUESTION! "...uhh how many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?" Ok! Now we're getting the idea. Bit old but very fitting for St.Patrick's Day. Ha ha! You must be blind drunk Paddy...you should be in GREEN not black! Throw me another question. "
Is it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" Ha ha. Good one! Black humour. Very Irish. Ok, here's one for you: What is an enema? "uhhh...Someone who is not your friend." Incorrect. Try this for size. What is a vacuum? "A large empty space where the Pope lives." Nope. Sorry Mr. Gryme O'Rapper.. YOU are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
"Wait a minute! You remindeth me of someone... Kieth Richards?... sorry, I must have been here before."
Bastard! Those are my laugh lines.
HAVE A SODDING GREAT ST.PATRICKS DAY!
My "Give us This Day Our Daily Gin" quote:
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Comments:
Hey, I haven't been around much b/c I'm building a new community site (right now we're in a temporary message board holding pen as we move from one place to the other), but I saw your comment on Keeping the Faith. I'll be posting more sinners in the future when the new site gets settled. Thanks for the plug! Adding you to my links, great site. Look forward to more!
 
Thanks 4 your plug! Cant see YOU staying in a holding pen of any sort for long...and hope not cos wanna read more sinful stuff from you. Ciao ciao fellow sinner
 
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To laugh or Not To Laugh..that is an Incontinent's question.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
“I am the Grim Reaper.” – That’s an odd name. Are you Welsh? – “I am the Grim Reaper. I cometh to collecteth souls” – Hmmm, very archaic way of speaking. You must be from Wales.
“ I have cometh to tell you your time is up..” – Wait! You’re not Ann Robinson by any chance? My you look very different on TV….Shorter. Yes, that’s it. Shorter. So, The Weakest Link is making house calls now? Arent you working back-asswards though? You cant kick me off without asking me some questions! Ask me a question.
"I am The Grim Reaper! Show me some respect!" Hmm you're not only an Ann Robinson lookalike idiot but an idiot with anger-control management problems. I said A QUESTION! "...uhh how many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?" Ok! Now we're getting the idea. Bit old but very fitting for St.Patrick's Day. Ha ha! You must be blind drunk Paddy...you should be in GREEN not black! Throw me another question. "
Is it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" Ha ha. Good one! Black humour. Very Irish. Ok, here's one for you: What is an enema? "uhhh...Someone who is not your friend." Incorrect. Try this for size. What is a vacuum? "A large empty space where the Pope lives." Nope. Sorry Mr. Gryme O'Rapper.. YOU are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
"Wait a minute! You remindeth me of someone... Kieth Richards?... sorry, I must have been here before."
Bastard! Those are my laugh lines.
HAVE A SODDING GREAT ST.PATRICKS DAY!
My "Give us This Day Our Daily Gin" quote:
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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