Monday, February 06, 2006
Keywords: Dominatrix,Flatulence,Viagra
To all my trusty floowers..followers even (!) who come back here for a reg'lar beatin' wid ma Blog stik, you may have noticed I've done a wee bit of redecorating. This is NOT to be taken as proof that I'm fickle, can't make my mind up, spend HOURS in supermarkets, change my wardrobe every month..i.e. typical female (oo-er *ducks at sound of approaching low-flying missles from the Feminist Front). Nooo, I think I was either victim of my own super-inflated ego (highly possible, frequently occurs) as I merrily tinkered around under the bonnet of my Blog with all the aplomb of a Maltese mechanic OR I was victim of the Blog*spot server gremlins that apparently were having a rampage last weekend. At any rate, I was encountering significant poltergeist activity, most notably having my profile column sent to the bottom of the barrel (where some may think it ought to have stayed...*hissssss*). So I said SOD IT! jus' like that...SOD IT! (oooh! Dominatrix tendencies detected?) and went for a totally new template...I should call it the Jaffa Biscuit Effect. Baked on the outside, soft on the inside. Bit like my brain. But an appropriate face-lift me thinks, since orange happens to be my favourite colour.What does that make me I wonder...an Autumn person? Or just a juicy fruit? Squeeze me anytime, I'm such a touchy-feely person! Will dribble or squirt depending on your grip.Those who know me better would say I'd probably just burb or fart...hah! so much for the sms I recently received which included the line: "...great friends are like viagra: lift you up when you're down". Sure, my great friends lift me up, then look under my kilt and fall about laughing...
My "Give Us This Day Our Daily Gin..I mean Grin" quote: Its only called PMS because Mad Cow's Disease was taken.
My "Give Us This Day Our Daily Gin..I mean Grin" quote: Its only called PMS because Mad Cow's Disease was taken.
# posted by C.S.Lawrence : 1:13 PM
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Keywords: Dominatrix,Flatulence,Viagra
To all my trusty floowers..followers even (!) who come back here for a reg'lar beatin' wid ma Blog stik, you may have noticed I've done a wee bit of redecorating. This is NOT to be taken as proof that I'm fickle, can't make my mind up, spend HOURS in supermarkets, change my wardrobe every month..i.e. typical female (oo-er *ducks at sound of approaching low-flying missles from the Feminist Front). Nooo, I think I was either victim of my own super-inflated ego (highly possible, frequently occurs) as I merrily tinkered around under the bonnet of my Blog with all the aplomb of a Maltese mechanic OR I was victim of the Blog*spot server gremlins that apparently were having a rampage last weekend. At any rate, I was encountering significant poltergeist activity, most notably having my profile column sent to the bottom of the barrel (where some may think it ought to have stayed...*hissssss*). So I said SOD IT! jus' like that...SOD IT! (oooh! Dominatrix tendencies detected?) and went for a totally new template...I should call it the Jaffa Biscuit Effect. Baked on the outside, soft on the inside. Bit like my brain. But an appropriate face-lift me thinks, since orange happens to be my favourite colour.What does that make me I wonder...an Autumn person? Or just a juicy fruit? Squeeze me anytime, I'm such a touchy-feely person! Will dribble or squirt depending on your grip.Those who know me better would say I'd probably just burb or fart...hah! so much for the sms I recently received which included the line: "...great friends are like viagra: lift you up when you're down". Sure, my great friends lift me up, then look under my kilt and fall about laughing...
poltergeist activity? You were the poltergeist as far as I have noticed!
Oh, and about the new orange template...........it'sssssss eye catching:)
Oh, and about the new orange template...........it'sssssss eye catching:)
shhhh! dont blow my poltergeist cover! as for your comment about the eye-catching orange decor...sarcasm excused senor! but after all I am supposed to be promoting my LOUD persona so its quite fitting mhux hekk?
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My "Give Us This Day Our Daily Gin..I mean Grin" quote: Its only called PMS because Mad Cow's Disease was taken.
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