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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Bollocks to the MaltaSong Festival

Ladies and Gentlemen, and Inbetweens........if you didnt choose to stay in last Saturday night and watch the GOt 2 be Kiddin! Malta Song for Europe festival, yeah okay you may well have a life, but darn you missed summin! Well let me tell ya...T'was a Spectacle of Poncers! A Festival of Flunkers! A Drama of Dive-Bombing Divas!...and now for the bad news...Its like, because last year the Maltese chansoneure Chaira did her big-bussomed bit onstage without a single prancing swathed in brothel-curtain-satin dancer in sight when almost every other Eurosong submission had squads of choreographed naked-thighed tribesmen and women prancing about in the background (oh didnt you just LOVE those ethniky outfits...sort of like clothes straight out of the Shoestring Budget Catalogue - cant wear last year's clothes? Ho no! just shred it a bit more, sew on bits of buttons and strings and tassles and Hey Presto! zee Ethneek Look! The thing is, that "look" is someone's Sunday Best in Zimbabwe..but them Zimbabwes probably cant afford cable so they dont get to watch Eurosong chansoneurs dressing up as jungle bunnies)....
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My daily "Give Us This Day Our Daily Gin" quote: "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps".

Comments:
hehehe!Be careful how to use the word 'fanal'....It reminded me of that famous politician back in the 80s....and he was being rather crude....tee hee!
 
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Bollocks to the MaltaSong Festival
Ladies and Gentlemen, and Inbetweens........if you didnt choose to stay in last Saturday night and watch the GOt 2 be Kiddin! Malta Song for Europe festival, yeah okay you may well have a life, but darn you missed summin! Well let me tell ya...T'was a Spectacle of Poncers! A Festival of Flunkers! A Drama of Dive-Bombing Divas!...and now for the bad news...Its like, because last year the Maltese chansoneure Chaira did her big-bussomed bit onstage without a single prancing swathed in brothel-curtain-satin dancer in sight when almost every other Eurosong submission had squads of choreographed naked-thighed tribesmen and women prancing about in the background (oh didnt you just LOVE those ethniky outfits...sort of like clothes straight out of the Shoestring Budget Catalogue - cant wear last year's clothes? Ho no! just shred it a bit more, sew on bits of buttons and strings and tassles and Hey Presto! zee Ethneek Look! The thing is, that "look" is someone's Sunday Best in Zimbabwe..but them Zimbabwes probably cant afford cable so they dont get to watch Eurosong chansoneurs dressing up as jungle bunnies)....
Read the rest of it here
My daily "Give Us This Day Our Daily Gin" quote: "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps".

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