Thursday, January 19, 2006
Book of Out Loud And Proud Chapter 1 Verse 1
All the merry spiders in my head are breaking open the bubbly after signing up to weave their merry mischief on the world wide web via Bloggers Inc. Being such an erudite philosopher, it would be selfish of me not to make the world a richer place by sharing my erudite philosophical perspective on matters of great metaphysical consequence...such as if God has dumped the human race, couldnt She at least have left a forwarding address? Lesser mundane issues also merit my valued attention, such as the quality standards of Maltese TV programmes which have collectively proven to be a great cure for insomniacs. Surely this is deserving of an award from the World Health Organisation since sleep deprivation has serious detrimental effects on the human condition such as disorientation, loss of concentration, failure to distinguish between reality and fantasy, delusions of grandeur, incoherence. Clearly members of the Maltese Government dont get much sleep.
I must retire now for a short break to refill my IV drip with some more of my home-brewed 100% proof brain fodder....soon to be marketed as DGRD (Dont Give a Rat's Derriere)
I must retire now for a short break to refill my IV drip with some more of my home-brewed 100% proof brain fodder....soon to be marketed as DGRD (Dont Give a Rat's Derriere)
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Book of Out Loud And Proud Chapter 1 Verse 1
All the merry spiders in my head are breaking open the bubbly after signing up to weave their merry mischief on the world wide web via Bloggers Inc. Being such an erudite philosopher, it would be selfish of me not to make the world a richer place by sharing my erudite philosophical perspective on matters of great metaphysical consequence...such as if God has dumped the human race, couldnt She at least have left a forwarding address? Lesser mundane issues also merit my valued attention, such as the quality standards of Maltese TV programmes which have collectively proven to be a great cure for insomniacs. Surely this is deserving of an award from the World Health Organisation since sleep deprivation has serious detrimental effects on the human condition such as disorientation, loss of concentration, failure to distinguish between reality and fantasy, delusions of grandeur, incoherence. Clearly members of the Maltese Government dont get much sleep.
I like your way of writing. I pasted your quote about God to a friend of mine and he replied:
"If God is a She, She's busy watching a soap opera on tv and forgot all about us"
I do agree with your view about politicians too. Looking forward to your next blogata
"If God is a She, She's busy watching a soap opera on tv and forgot all about us"
I do agree with your view about politicians too. Looking forward to your next blogata
Hi Lady Vamp...thanks for your appreciative comment. Aha! u r another Mal-Teaser Blogger...and a neck nibbler to boot! Prosit! To those who dont speak Maltese and therefore clearly suffer from an incomplete education, prosit means well done, great, fantastic...a word often exclaimed by TV viewers watching the governing party's political broadcasts...(god thats just dripping with sarcasm-call it a sarcastic orgasm?)
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